. . . are short and stinky. Nuff said.
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary—it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
and kick everyones ass
only cause they can’t reach any higher
I know of a certain dwarf who has this nasty habit of eating people’s brains. He’d probably disagree with you, Gogo.
if someone was eating peoples brains, im sure it would have made the newspaper by now
Dwarven women beards tickle to much, and a shaved dwarf is just ugly. Lets wipe out that dang race once and for all.
What do you mean I called you beautiful and you were the only one. That was just the beer and pillow talk baby.
