I am pressing charges against Belly for harassment and creating a a hostile play environmnet. (He lives up in the NW so that will probably now be thrown out.)
If the court will allow the many NPCs will be charged with assault and battery with intent to kill.
If a wizard would please send me a log of my deaths I would like to press charges to all who have killed me in the past and sue for compensation and punitive damages.
That should keep the courts busy for years.
Great article though.