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Posted: 15 April 2008 03:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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How about getting massacred by a peasant as a newbie mage?  Anyone else suffer that same fate?

In my defense, although the character is now mine, he was not under my control when this happened.  It was before the trade.  So all laughter should be directed to that person - most of you would know him as Heat/Mastakilla.

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Posted: 16 April 2008 02:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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The subdue command should be brought back and maybe given more commands to go with it. Like Protect, or guard.  Once they are subdued they should be part of your party like the bunnies were on Easter.  I would love nothing better than to drag one of my most hated NPC’s around as my bitch.

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Posted: 16 April 2008 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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The Lion shield killed me when my arm got injured and couldnt hold it anymore and it bite my already hurt head..  not sure if anyone else has died to there own armor before. but it sucks, dont try it

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Posted: 16 April 2008 07:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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hah, that’s awesome.

circus was a good one for dieing to inanimate objects.  I think he died to every door in the game that causes damage smile

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Posted: 16 April 2008 08:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Laugh...I remember the lion shield.

I was wearing it once as a newbie and it bit a party mate and killed him.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 08:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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If Heimdall makes a newbie, he can log his funny newbie deaths smile May have to create a separate thread that though smile

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Posted: 02 May 2008 03:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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I am sure there will be some.  The there will be low level mage deaths as well.  Those will be plentiful too!

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Posted: 02 May 2008 04:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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I hope to be there for them smile Maybe even encourage ifnor and Ivan(dentist in vesla) to work harder at thier role smile

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Posted: 02 May 2008 05:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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I am more wary of those cows and the livestock at Gremir in Indel.  They got me a fe times back in the day.  Hoax...please get more disk space the posts could be numerous.

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Posted: 02 May 2008 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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With the anshelm farms thrown in, you could die to sheep and chickens as well smile also, there are some nasty chickens in Indel if i recall correctly.  At least I found them nasty, they liked to kick my ass when I was a newbie.

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Posted: 15 May 2008 02:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Reading the paper last night I foudn Lynis’s name in the obits...killed by nothing.  Wonder what could have caused a nothing death...could be worthy of a post here!

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Posted: 15 May 2008 02:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Not really… killed the advisor with the nasty lighting.. went afk longer then exspected.. 12 or so emotes later i was dead

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Posted: 15 May 2008 03:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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ugh....that does blow....suprised it lasted that long....

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Posted: 15 May 2008 03:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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yea, i know that special last forever.. but i didnt mean to be afk that long, i took some trash out to find that my roomates dog shit on the floor so i was displening her and cleaning that up.

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Posted: 16 May 2008 07:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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I’m not surprised it took 12 or so specials - it’s a pretty weak hit . . . even if it does stick around awhile.

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