Addiction


 

This is a common condition of those that play Moral Decay.  Addiction to Moral Decay has ended many a college career, job and relationship.  Some have been able to shake the addiction only to return later to have his/her addiction rekindled.

Common Signs of Addiction:

Falling asleep on the keyboard.

Waking up after falling asleep on the keyboard to type .

Scheduling sleep around the boot schedule.

Playing Moral Decay in spite of sleep, food, or bathroom breaks. (Not necessarily in that order)

Spouse or significant other yelling at you for playing Moral Decay.

Getting jumpy during boot/reboot times (even when not playing)

Usage of “Nod” in every day situations

Typing out “reply” or “tell” in MSN or any other chat

Spamming “h”, “dn” or “score” in MSN or any other chat

Having to tell your friends over and over again that it is just a Typo when you do spam “h”, “dn” or “score”

Wondering what the WC of the broom in your hall closet is.

You dream in text.

Having to talk with your wife about the amount of time you spend playing MD.

Actually “acking” in real life.

Actually getting into arguments about new changes in MD.

Dreaming of how soon your kids will be old enough to log on and party with you.

Staying late at work to finish boot. (and so the wife wont bug you)

Logging on daily just to idle.

Coercing, convincing or using any means necessary to make your significant other play (and thus party) with you.

*Please feel free to update other common signs of addiction to Moral Decay.